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Stuff; not quite so rough

As I stated in my last post, this is just a bonus post to show the actual best photos to come out of the Stuff magazine photoshoot. I won’t be ranking them, just posting them in alphabetical order with a few thoughts.

Adrianne

Hot as hell. I guess all of the pictures that were in the magazine are decidedly more “men’s magazine” than fashion, but who cares. As great as the photo they selected for Adrianne at panel, these are all so much better. And I love that they named her “Adrianna” in the second photo.

Ebony

So apparently baldness doesn’t fly in Stuff, so they photoshopped this cheap party wig onto her, making her look less Ebony Haith and more Ebony Morgan of Cycle 9, with perhaps a touch of Danielle Evans. Her body looks much better in this photo, and she’s masking her vagina arms cleverly with her hands.

Elyse

Elyse looks so hot in these photos it’s ridiculous. And the first one is the very similar to the one used at panel, just mirror-imaged, so it would seem she actually did get one of her best shots.

Giselle

I don’t really like the sitting one, but the other one is so hot it hurts. Much better than the one the showed at panel. I don’t even mind in this case the boobs threatening to escape, she’s just stunning.

Katie

Proving once again that she deserved another chance, except looking way hotter than in the photo they showed at panel.

Kesse

This may be the only time we see Kesse’s resemblance to Tyra in photo, in both of these shots. Much better than that boring mess they dragged out at panel. Finally we have proof that Kesse is somewhat photogenic (don’t expect to see much of that though…)

Nicole


The first shot is a trampy promo shot for the first season of Sex and the City, and there’s no way you can convince me it’s not. And she’s doing that stupid notsexy-sexy snarl thing again. The second shot, however, is pretty good. Very men’s magazine, but whatever. It’s hot. And surely her tits are fake, right?

Shannon


Would you look at that, Shannon doesn’t look skeletal at all. She still looks rail thin, but in a healthy way, like Ann Ward – basically, she looks how you’d want a model to look. She even appears to have boobs! *GASP* I also think that the second pose is genius – while her body still looks great in the first photo, it looks way better in the second one. She’s toochin’ her booty, and leaning forward to show us her cleavage, proving she has something going on there. And am I crazy or does she kinda look like Britney Spears here?

Tessa

I think the stylists for the shoot must have been like “well, she’s eliminated, so Tyra’s not gonna care how sexy she is”, and went all out in making her as skanky as possible. The shortest denim cut-offs in the world, a butterfly bikini bottom (???) and a white cotton tank top cut to just below the nipple line. Classy. That said, it’s exactly the type of outfit you’d see in Stuff, so not all that surprising, just an amusing contrast to the other girls. And she’s looking really good – she is really pretty, too bad her face was such a mess in Week One…

Tyra

Ms. Banks shared the cover of Stuff with her second and third eliminees… bet she was pleased about that. And why is she dressed so business-ey for her photo in the spread???

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