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Week Seven, Part 1: Black and White Beauty Shots
These photos weren’t actually judged on the show, but everyone else seems to rank them, so why not. Tyra took these photos, so I’m placing all the blame on her for the worst photo, because the photography sucks. But let’s start with the best:
Adrianne’s face is just perfect. Look at that profile. She’s so beautiful. I guess it’s worth noting that this is Adrianne’s first first call-out from me, and it’s really well deserved. They showed a different version in the finale when they announced her as the winner (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!1), which I like more, but this is still amazing.
Yay for Shannon finally delivering something worthy of a runner-up! Seriously, she’s been pretty middle-of-the-pack or worse every week, apart from her stunning snake photo. And this is gorgeous. Absolutely stunning profile. I love what she did with her arms, it makes the photo more unique than the others.
3) Robin (eliminated)
Who knew old-as-dirt Robin could look so young and fresh in a photo? This is wonderful. It sucks to bottom two it, but Adrianne and Shannon are both doing ever-so-slightly better – I guess they’re just more modelesque. But really, wow. If only Robin looked this good every week, it might have made up for her out-staying her welcome for weeks.
Like I said, it’s not that Elyse is doing poorly, it’s the shitty photography that makes this the worst photo of the bunch. Her face doesn’t appear to have any bone structure here, But it’s not ugly at all – I don’t think Elyse could look ugly if she tried. Just a lot more bland than everyone else. Tyra, you got some ‘splaining to do.
- Elyse (2.57) – 6/1/1/4/1/1/4
- Adrianne (2.86) – 2/2/3/6/3/3/1
- Giselle (3.00) – 1/6/4/2/2 – Eliminated Week 5
- Katie (4.00) – 3/5 – Eliminated Week 2
- Shannon (4.14) – 10/4/2/5/4/2/2
- Robin (4.86) – 5/9/5/3/5/4/3
- Nicole (5.67) – 4/7/6 – Eliminated Week 3
- Kesse (5.83) – 8/8/7/1/6/5 – Eliminated Week 6
- Ebony (6.25) – 7/3/8/7 – Eliminated Week 4
- Tessa (9.00) – 9 – Eliminated Week 1
Week Three: Beauty Shots With Snake
Hands down the best shoot of the cycle. Everything works – the setting, the styling, the make-up, the modelling… even the bad ones aren’t that awful this week, just mediocre. So without further ado, photo of the weeks goes to:
One of the best photos. In. The. History. Of. America’s. Next. Top. Model. What can you say really? It’s just perfection. She’s so unfazed by the snake that you might assume it was a scarf or a necklace at first glance. Her Twiggy-esque make-up looks great, as does her pixie cut. The asymmetry of her shoulders just add a je ne sais quoi factor that make the picture so much more amazing.
Well look who finally stepped it up. So beautiful. Shannon has this amazing fire and intensity in her eyes here that works wonders for this shoot. Again, completely unfazed by the snake – you barely even notice it there, she’s so confident looking. I love her hair, I love the gold foil thing, I love her snarl. Great photo.
Adrianne’s bringing her A-game again, looking hot as hell and crazy confident. I love her Hamburgler mask (love Adrianne for that reference – it’s totally not the mask of Zorro…), it makes her eyes look even more fierce. And the snake looks awesome – in Elyse’s and Shannon’s it kinda blends in, but here it grabs your attention right away.
First of all, I don’t like that gold splatter thing going on here at all. It kinda looks like she has acne/freckles like Cycle 16’s Dominique (who’s look I just didn’t get). That said though, I think Giselle is pushing through that ugliness to give us something still quite beautiful. If you can picture it without the gold everywhere, it’s a very strong effort from Giselle. Her eyes are piercing the camera, and I love how it almost looks like she’s channelling the snake – both of their heads are angled the same way.
I must say that this really isn’t all that bad. Robin does look kinda pretty, although she definitely looks her 26 years. I do like the styling – the makeup and the snake look great together, and her makeover was a vast improvement (where she got “a hair colour from H-E-double-hockey-sticks” and “I look like an albino prostitute” from, I’ll never know… but then again I’m not really familiar with prostitute trends…). Her eyes are dead though – compare to the four above her, and there’s no life at all in this picture.
6) Nicole (eliminated)
Nicole’s performance prompted Tyra to impart the immortal words “smile with your eyes” for the very first time on the show. And even with Tyra barking that at her, the final result still displays dead eyes. Clearly her elimination was a result of disobedience. But also, she’s pulling her bitchface, her mouth is crazy tense, and her eyebrows look insane. Not good.
Oh, Kesse. I love how the prettiest girl in the competition can’t even do a beauty shot right… even the great styling isn’t enough to overcome Kesse’s flaws as a model – seriously, the Twiggy eyelashes, the pink makeup, the white backdrop, the snake’s pattern, they all look great. But Kesse just looks confused about what’s going on. Her eyes are completely uncertain.
Here he have the worst styling of the photoshoot. The black makeup does Ebony’s rough skin no favours at all. But Ebony doesn’t even look like she’s trying. She looks tired and bored. Blah. Easily the worst photo of the shoot.
- Adrianne (2.33) 2/2/3
- Elyse (2.67) 6/1/1
- Giselle (3.67) 1/6/4
- Katie (4.0) 3/5 – Eliminated Week 2
- Shannon (5.33) 10/4/2
- Nicole (5.67) 4/7/6 – Eliminated Week 3
- Ebony (6.0) – 7/3/8
- Robin (6.33) 5/9/5
- Kesse (7.67) 8/8/7
- Tessa (9.0) 9 – Eliminated Week 1